the quimmery

the quimmery

I know all there is to know about the shrimping business.

"We went on one date, I met her at the post office, we had a coffee. I wasn’t interested in pursuing things further, I told her that, very clearly. I started receiving phone calls, facebook messages, texts, e-mails, she showed up at my house. I made it clear to her that her advances were unwanted, and then I began receiving threats. I changed my phone number, my e-mail account and I moved. Twice. Each time she found me. When I started dating my current girlfriend, Angela, she showed up at Atlantic City where we had gone for the weekend. She left notes on my car, she threw trash on my lawn, she left voice-mails yelling about how I wasn’t helping enough with the dog. I don’t even have a dog. And then she threatened to strangle Angela, that’s when I got a restraining order. We found a home-made explosive device under Angela’s car." 

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nowcausesomefuckinghavoc:

Had such a lovely weekend with some of my best friends and my wonderful girl friend masterofallquim 😊💕

You’re a big old slice of qt pie you are🌚💕

70 questions, go right ahead

01:Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02:Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03:Do you regret anything?
04:Are you insecure?
05:What is your relationship status?
06:How do you want to die?
07:What did you last eat?
08:Played any sports?
09:Do you bite your nails?
10:When was your last physical fight?
11:Do you like someone?
12:Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13:Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14:Do you miss someone?
15:Have any pets?
16:How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17:Ever made out in the bathroom?
18:Are you scared of spiders?
19:Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20:Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21:What are your plans for this weekend?
22:Do you want to have kids? How many?
23:Do you have piercings? How many?
24:What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25:Do you miss anyone from your past?
26:What are you craving right now?
27:Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28:Have you ever been cheated on?
29:Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30:What’s irritating you right now?
31:Does somebody love you?
32:What is your favourite color?
33:Do you have trust issues?
34:Who/what was your last dream about?
35:Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36:Do you give out second chances too easily?
37:Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38:Is this year the best year of your life?
39:How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40:Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51:Favourite food?
52:Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53:What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54:Is cheating ever okay?
55:Are you mean?
56:How many people have you fist fought?
57:Do you believe in true love?
58:Favourite weather?
59:Do you like the snow?
60:Do you wanna get married?
61:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62:What makes you happy?
63:Would you change your name?
64:Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65:Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67:Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68:Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69:Do you believe in soulmates?
70:Is there anyone you would die for?

fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

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Burnie and Joe The Cat
“Let me tell you something about Joe The Cat: he does not give a fuck!”

I am that cat

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Make me choose between ___________ or __________.

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