the quimmery

the quimmery

I know all there is to know about the shrimping business.

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via unforgivingstructure)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via hisophiebear)

sci-universe:

Strands of molecular hydrogen, known as cometary knots, in the Helix Nebula
Image copyright: NASA

(via nowcausesomefuckinghavoc)

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